Clear the aisles, because you're about to be rolling in them with this collection of short jokes that are serious ...

TELLING saucy jokes livens up your sex life, according to a study. Those titillated by smutty innuendo, like that from Carry On favourite Sid James, said they were more satisfied in bed.

Life is just a big joke. [I'm] just having fun with it ... "It's sort of where I started out because I get to lip-sync to my own song. It's so much fun for me and it sort of brings me back ...