Tiny dogs are amazing, because their size is literally the last thing on their minds. While you could totally find a Pit Bull ...

"I was originally trying to do the trend where you kiss your dog and see their reaction," Jackie Marshall told Newsweek.

An internet deep dive suggests the “purse dog” in question is a five-pound teacup Yorkie named Thelma, taken in more than a decade ago along with another — naturally, named Louise.