Accident logs disclosed under freedom of information (FoI) laws revealed one case in which an undertaker broke a bone in his hand when a coffin containing an obese body slipped and crushed his ...

Why, some of these bums charge a family $90 to bury a poor little baby in a casket that costs only $4.50." Scoffing at the suggestion that an undertaker is a "professional man," Chambers said any ...

Undertakers are struggling under the weight of coffins amid Britain’s obesity epidemic. Funeral directors have reported a series of injuries including back spasms to the Health and Safety ...

No wonder he’s been called the world’s first “punk undertaker ... of Rupert’s who has asked for a quote for a cardboard coffin. “For the mainstream companies, these eco-friendly ...

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