These funny jokes for kids are for moms, aunts ... What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
If you're looking to stock up your holiday quip arsenal, we've got you covered with jokes for kids of all ages. Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital? A: He has private elf care.