Right-wing commentator Katie Hopkins has rarely been seen without her trademark blonde hair, but she transformed into a ...

and fled into the wings. The WAACS shrieked. Hope returned and simpered: “I’ve seen Second Louies so I just thought it would be a novelty to come here and see the Second Louises.” ...

Then there was Mboweni, who opted for “the hardy Aloe Ferox”, which could survive even while “the tempest is raging”. As would South Africans. In another Budget speech, he simpered ingratiatingly that ...