I’ve received a notice for jury duty. This isn’t a cause for panic. Goodness, no. I don’t need to panic. All I need to do is move to Alaska and hide under a rock for 10 or 15 years, or however ...
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“Not guilty,” I declare. “Sir. I mean, Your Magnificence,” I add. I watch his eyebrows move toward his hair, or rather lack thereof. Then I realize what he’s asking and finally splutter my name. I’m ...